Showing posts with label tallinn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tallinn. Show all posts

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

Fear and Loathing in Tallinn

Taking part in a debate on the implications of Scottish independence for the British Isles last Wednesday at Tallinn University’s International Relations Society I was struck by two things.

Firstly the promised filming of the event was cancelled on the night of the event, as there was a serving diplomat participating. She was declared as being there on a personal basis and therefore it would be “unfair” to record her participation. More likely it would be embarrassing to record what in fact did ensue on behalf of the Union. But, as a tactic, salting the battlefield BEFORE hostilities commence is classically effective!

Secondly the main speaker for the Union ultimately didn’t really try to win the argument on matters of independence but instead went down the George Robertson route of calamity, although admittedly in a more coherent manner, by suggesting that the renaissance of the nation state in a potentially fragmenting Western Europe becoming reminiscent to the preamble to WWI was somehow a threat to world peace and therefore playing into Vladimir Putin’s hands in his plan for global domination. Utter tripe, but at least a better constructed bucket of utter tripe than George Robertson’s.

Scottish Independence likely to cause Europe-wide outbreak of trench warfare 


Once our speaker had laid the fear on the room he then played to the nationalities present and hinted that Scottish independence would be bad for Estonia and all the other brave wee nations of Eastern Europe who deserved their freedom as they really knew what subservience was – Scotland after all has always enjoyed “freedom” and any claim to the contrary is paranoid nonsense.

Then after making a great noise about the Yes campaign’s insistence on “playing the man not the ball” by “dissing” characters in Better Together he launched into a shouted attack on Alex Salmond and the Putin affair. Never mind that I had predicted this as our Unionist friend writes a blog which has recently been based around fear of Putin and I had printed the text of the Salmond interview in readiness. Our neutral moderator ruled that an intervention or redirect on the subject would not be permitted as I had already made my case to the audience. Really?

Plainly and simply, our Unionist friend pandered to a young, primarily Estonian and European ex-pat audience with images of Russian intervention as some imagined corollary to Scottish independence. No attempt to win the debate on the issues at the outset but only to influence the room with lowest common denominator spreading of trepidation. Oh dear.

But back to our diplomat. She was willing to “confirm” many facts and appeal to reason in a very diplomatic way but then she denied two undeniables – or at least one matter that’s pretty much up in the air and one that’s utterly incontrovertible through it's unambiguous public declaration by a leading UK Cabinet minister.

The first was the case of the Itar-Tass story at the end of December which was eventually reported widely in January, that Downing Street had expressed serious concerns about the “shockwaves” Scottish independence would send through Europe. Apparently it never happened according to “No” and was just a Russian story. Although I see some vague references to the possibility of a denial I still seek an outright and attributed disavowal from No. 10. Can anyone assist? I can’t find it.

The second denied undeniable was on currency union and the assertion that Philip Hammond’s, “You can't go into any negotiation with things that are non-negotiable,” wasn’t relevant. The Osborne-Alexander-Balls Pact was trotted out verbatim even though I pointed out that Hammond and the  other unnamed, but widely cited, cabinet minister had already supplanted that argument. No, not relevant. Oh dear.

But never let the facts get in the way of a good story, eh?

I shall be writing to the diplomat concerned for clarification on the points raised as I think that we are all due clear answers if a serving staffer of the FCO tells us that we didn’t really see what we know we saw…



Wednesday, 28 February 2007

When is Spring Not Spring?


This morning my 7-year old daughter told me that spring starts tomorrow. Is that so? Is March 1st the beginning of spring?

In the UK we regard spring as having arrived when we see a crocus or two in the garden and we can be sure that the winter weather is gone.

In Estonia it appears to be a state of mind that screams, "snow, please go away," as if merely wishing for spring will magically usher the season in. The entire country is still blanketed in the white stuff and yesterday it snowed steadily all day.

The reality I think is that by declaring spring to have arrived whilst the snow still lies thick is to stick two fingers up to the weather gods and declare, "Do your worst! We shall not be moved!"

I do not share this opinion and earnestly pray for warmer climes to relieve my aching knees, toes and fingers.

And what will my daughter be doing at school on this, the last day before spring? Why, she will be going cross-country skiing of course - one of the many spring sports on offer in Tallinn.

Of course there are others less fortunate. I once heard the climate of Winnipeg described as eight months winter and four months bad skating weather! There but for the grace of God and all that......

Tuesday, 27 February 2007

Politics-Free Friday Please!


The election campaign is cranking up the heat as we enter the final few days of mud-slinging. The 2007 Estonian Parliamentary Elections will be held on Sunday March 4th and thank God for that!

Since the 1st of January every media outlet has been swamping the populace with political promise after political promise - frankly everyone is heartsick of the whole thing, not least because of the remarkably low quality of the messages on offer.

The Reform Party, a conservative grouping, has the simplest message - Lower Taxes for a Richer Population. Reform has championed tax cuts for years - they were the party which boldly promised and then introduced 0% Corporate Tax. The main thrust is a flat rate of income tax set at 18%, down from 22%, giving all taxpayer a higher disposable income. There slogan relating to that has been Tax-Free Friday which has been communicated well by adverts.

The Centre Party uses the populist Higher Salaries - Richer Nation. Higher salaries might indeed make the nation richer but where will the money come from? This has not been revealed yet and the Western European salary levels being touted will certainly have to be met by somebody, somewhere! This is a brilliant policy which would undoubtedly bankrupt the Estonian state in double quick time if it were not for the fact that party leader Edgar Savisaar is the éminence grise of the nation - no person with the ability to count to 100, even with the use of Cuisenaire rods, would trust his economic policies let alone any other of his ideas. The Centre Party is the largest party for two reasons:

1. The conservative vote is splintered among two parties which occupy the same ground,
2. Cuisenaire rods are virtually unheard of in Estonia.

The Centrists have jumped on the Tax-Free Friday message by releasing their own TV ads showing all manner of public services - schools, hospitals etc. - closed on Friday because of lack of funds to pay for their opening. Wonderful stuff when one considers that the Centrists have singularly failed to explain where their magical budget will come from!

Fatherland & Res Publica is another conservative party - at least they removed one conservative grouping when they merged. If there was any sense they would also merge with Reform and in so doing eclipse the Centre Party's position.

The SDs managed to conspire to elect their man as President last year and that was a good job well done. Toomas Hendrik Ilves is a clever and personable statesman who does his country no harm on the international stage whatsoever. Unfortunately the SDs seem to have run out of steam and they are in serious danger of missing out on parliament if they fail to reach the 5% voting share necessary to ensure representation.

The Greens look likely to have something to say about the destination of the Prime Minister's job with a steady 10%+ in the polls and about time too! Green issues have been a consolatory sweetener in the past and although large strides have been made since the "yellow air" over Tallinn of the early 90s there is still a long way to go.

And that's about it really.

Except that the first three named parties have been sneaking into our living rooms every evening by sponsoring prime-time TV offerings! Yes that's right.

Can you imagine this in Britain? "That was the News at Ten. Now we have Lethal Weapon sponsored by the Labour Party." Or how about this? "It's time for Match of the Day brought to you by David Cameron and the Conservative Party." We just wouldn't let it happen!

It is a really insidious way of getting the message across and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth. But then again that's Estonian politics for you!

It's My Party & I'll Miss It If I Want To

My birthday comes around once again on Friday. A couple of weeks ago my wife asked me what I would like for a present. My honest answer was, "No party please."

I left it at that and assumed that I would be spared the inconvenience of having to decant various inebriated souls from my apartment in the early hours of Saturday morning.

Wrong!

"But people want to come and give you their good wishes." Yes that's right.

More like the usual suspects are looking for an excuse for a booze-up and a nosh-up - well the missus does normally put on a good spread and I think that it is ignorant to let the slosh run out.

Ah well, that's my birthday wish gone for a burton!